Star Trek: The Next Generation: Warped

Star Trek: The Next Generation: Warped - An Engaging Guide to the Never-Aired 8th Season is a licensed parody book that includes summaries of 26 imaginary episodes from TNG's non-existent 8th season.

Description

 * ''In the basement of the Star Trek archives, behind shelves of USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D models, bags of wigs, and bins of plastic phasers, sits a dusty cardboard box. Inside is a pile of VHS tapes that contain never-before-seen episodes and behind-the-scenes footage for something truly amazing. The world thinks there are only seven seasons of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but there's one more. A secret season.


 * Actually, not really. But that didn't stop Mike McMahan, creator of the parody Twitter account @TNG_S8, from making a guide full of:


 * REAL* TNG SEASON 8 FACTS AND STORIES!
 * REAL* TNG SEASON 8 DIALOGUE AND IMAGES!


 * (* Again, not really, of course. This is humor. Sorry.)

Episodes

 * Episode 08-001: Crushers Not Included
 * Episode 08-002: Lecture Circuits
 * Episode 08-003: Suggested Donation of Danger
 * Episode 08-004: Hair of the Synthadog
 * Episode 08-005: I Only Have Mitochondria for You
 * Episode 08-006: Transporter Madness
 * Episode 08-007: Quantum Dolphins
 * Episode 08-008: Rikerworld
 * Episode 08-009: The Final Sale Frontier
 * Episode 08-010: Deadly Cadence
 * Episode 08-011: Fertile Ground
 * Episode 08-012: White Face Paint and Black Tubing
 * Episode 08-013: The Lowest Decks
 * Episode 08-014: Terror-forming
 * Episode 08-015: Barclay's Day
 * Episode 08-016: Predators
 * Episode 08-017: Icy Hot
 * Episode 08-018: Hippocratic Style
 * Episode 08-019: Tashayarasha Tyar
 * Episode 08-020: Son of a Mogh
 * Episode 08-021: Time Fire
 * Episode 08-022: Controlled Burn
 * Episode 08-023: Pointed Threats
 * Episode 08-024: The Fun Enterprise
 * Episode 08-025: The Atrocious Mr. Quispy Bumpers
 * Episode 08-026: Werewolf-Wolf