Ferengi Acquirer

The Ferengi Acquirer was a news service that operated in the Ferengi Alliance. An article on the front page of this press organization on Glorpha the Fifth 18,083 spoke about the attempted murder of Squeeb by his wife Jubbletta which saw her being arrested by agents of the Ferengi Commerce Authority. Rumors spoke that Jubbletta was having an affair with Squeeb's accountant though he did not press any charges against him. The incident highlighted the rule number two hundred and fifty five of the Rules of Acquisition which stated "A wife is a luxury, a smart accountant is a necessity".