User talk:VortaExpert is back and angry

--The Doctor 09:50, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Mercy, Mercy
We're all sh*tting ourselves now that you're back Mr. VortaExpert, sir. Please have mercy on us!!!

In all seriousness, welcome back. This time try and take aboard everything that you were told last time and respect the views and aim of this wiki, without mentioning your "short stories" about Desperate Ferengi Housewives, or without clamoring to become an admin. --The Doctor 09:50, 11 February 2008 (UTC)