Waiting for G'Doh, or, How I Learned to Stop Moving and Hate People

Summary
Ensign Zak Kebron goes undercover as a park statue to catch a Federation traitor named G'Doh.
 * This story takes place during Kebron's first year in Starfleet, in 2361.
 * The title is drawn from the play Waiting for Godot, and the movie Doctor Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.