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Captain Kirk's Guide to Women is a smart amusing guide that explains how any geek, Star Trek or otherwise, can land the woman of his dreams by following the example of intergalactic ladies' man Captain Kirk.

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When it comes to legendary men of romance, Casanova, Don Juan, and James Bond are the first names that might enter the mind. But really, there is only one man who can boast that his powers of seduction have taken him where no man has gone before: Captain James T. Kirk.
Captain Kirk's status as an interstellar stud is proven by his ability to seduce any woman, in any situation, in any part of the galaxy. Women from high society princesses to insane asylum slave girls — from blood-sucking shape-shifters to emotion-deprived androids — they all swoon, acquiesce, and malfunction from just one kiss. But a single question remains in the minds of millions of Star Trek fans aboard Starship Earth: how does he do it? Whether you're a guy who wouldn't be caught dead in the self-help aisle, or a gal looking for a gift for a socially impaired friend, the answers for how to succeed with women are inside this quirkily entertaining guide.

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CharactersEdit

AndreaChristine ChapelPavel ChekovArthur ColemanDeelaDrusillaElaanCharlie EvansFlintGarth of IzarAdolf HitlerRayna KapecLenore KaridianEdith KeelerKelindaJames T. KirkKodosRoger KorbyJanice LesterMartaLeonard McCoyEve McHuronMiramaneeMarlena MoreauMarlena Moreau (mirror)Helen NoelHarry MuddNona-Kahn-ut-tuOdonaChristopher PikeRaelJanice RandRojanSalishMontgomery ScottShahnaAreel ShawSpockSpock (mirror)Hikaru SuluSylviaTomarTyreeNyota UhuraJanet Wallace
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CupidGodAbraham LincolnLady MacbethWilliam Shakespeare

Starships and vehiclesEdit

USS EnterpriseUSS Enterprise-A

LocationsEdit

Cygnet XIVDenevaEarthEdenElba IIEminiar VIIExo IIIGamma Trianguli VIHellHolberg 917GManark-4San Francisco Fleet YardsUtopia PlanitiaVenusVulcan

Races and culturesEdit

ElasianGideonGornHumanKelvanKlingonMedusanOrionOrnithoidProvidersRigelianRomulanScalosianTellariteTroglyteVianVulcan

States and organizationsEdit

High Advisor of ArdanaKaridian Company of PlayersStarfleetUnited Federation of Planets

OtherEdit

892-IVAncient WestAndroidcatChristmascorbomiteDynasty!Elasian teargeishaGreekknightKobayashi Maru scenariolancemahko rootOmicron sporephaserPon farrPrime DirectiveRigelian feverrobotRomanRomulan alesand-batThree-dimensional chessvampireVegan choriomeningitisVenus drugwaltzwinewitchXenopolycythemia

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QuotesEdit

  • "To William Shatner, for being a personal inspiration and an icon for perseverance, success, and accomplishment... you have inspired millions to better our society by bettering themselves."

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Star Trek reference works
In-universe BluprintsStar Fleet Technical ManualMedical Reference ManualSpaceflight ChronologyMapsBiographiesThe Klingon DictionaryMr. Scott's Guide to the EnterpriseThe Worlds of the FederationTNG Technical JournalTNG Technical ManualChronologyEncyclopediaThe Ferengi Rules of AcquisitionFederation PassportThe Klingon WayNCC-1701-D BlueprintsThese Are the Voyages...Federation Travel GuideLegends of the FerengiKlingon for the Galactic TravelerQ's Guide to the ContinuumDS9 Technical ManualThe Tribble HandbookThe Klingon HamletCookbookCelebrationsStarship SpotterThe Hologram's HandbookThe Starfleet Survival GuideStar ChartsShips of the LineCaptain Kirk's Guide to WomenHaynes Manuals (USS EnterpriseKlingon Bird of Prey) • Federation: The First 150 YearsA Very Klingon KhristmasStellar CartographyThe Klingon Art of WarAutobiographies (James T. KirkJean-Luc Picard) • Hidden Universe Travel Guides (VulcanThe Klingon Empire) • Shipyards (Starfleet Ships 2151 - 2293Starfleet Ships 2294 - The FutureThe Klingon FleetFederation Members) • Illustrated Handbooks (NCC-1701-DNCC-1701 & 1701-A) • Body by StarfleetKirk Fu
Real world The Making of Star TrekThe World of Star TrekThe Trouble With TribblesInside Star TrekThe Making of Star Trek: The Motion PictureTNG CompanionMake-Up FX JournalThe Making of Star Trek: DS9The Physics of Star TrekThe Art of Star TrekInside Star Trek: The Real StoryThe Making of Star Trek: First ContactPhase II: The Lost SeriesTOS SketchbookTNG - The Continuing MissionScience LogsTNG Sketchbook: The MoviesQuotable Star TrekDS9 CompanionAliens & ArtifactsVoyager CompanionVoyages of Imagination101Star Trek: The Art of the FilmThe Art of Star Trek Online365Star Trek VaultThe Visual DictionaryCostumesTNG: WarpedThe Star Trek Book50 Artists 50 YearsDesigning Starships (Volume 1Volume 2The Kelvin TimelineDiscovery) • The Official Guide to The Animated Series

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