Star Trek: The Next Generation: Warped - An Engaging Guide to the Never-Aired 8th Season is a licensed parody book that includes summaries of 26 imaginary episodes from TNG's non-existent 8th season.
Description
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- In the basement of the Star Trek archives, behind shelves of USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D models, bags of wigs, and bins of plastic phasers, sits a dusty cardboard box. Inside is a pile of VHS tapes that contain never-before-seen episodes and behind-the-scenes footage for something truly amazing. The world thinks there are only seven seasons of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but there's one more. A secret season.
- Actually, not really. But that didn't stop Mike McMahan, creator of the parody Twitter account @TNG_S8, from making a guide full of:
- REAL* TNG SEASON 8 FACTS AND STORIES!
- REAL* TNG SEASON 8 DIALOGUE AND IMAGES!
- (* Again, not really, of course. This is humor. Sorry.)
EpisodesEdit
Crushers Not IncludedEdit
- Episode 08-001, pages 1–9, stardate 47995.8
- Characters
- Beverly Crusher • Wesley Crusher • Jean-Luc Picard • William T. Riker • The Traveler • Deanna Troi
- Starships and vehicles
- USS Enterprise-D (Galaxy-class) • Borg cones
- Races and cultures
- Betazoid • Borg • Human • Traveler
- Other references
- LuxComfort Ultra Blouse
Lecture CircuitsEdit
- Episode 08-002, pages 10–18, stardate 47999.5
- Characters
- Data • Ebra • Exocomp 77 • Hover Car • Hargon • Linda • Jean-Luc Picard • Plimp • Rad • William T. Riker • Christoph Westlake • chatty birch • five-legged alien bear
- Starships and vehicles
- USS Enterprise-D (Galaxy-class)
- Locations
- Blood Worm Awareness Conference Hall • Earth • Runyan 8 • Starfleet Academy • Serengeti 5 (referenced)
- Races and cultures
- Andorian war construct • Android • Exocomp • Human • mech-zebra
- Other references
- degenerative facial asymmetry disorder • Khitomer Massacre • Two's Company, Three's a Crowd • π Is the Ratio of a Circle's Circumference to Its Diameter • Your Mother Hates Me • Iliad
Suggested Donation of DangerEdit
- Episode 08-003
Hair of the SynthadogEdit
- Episode 08-004
I Only Have Mitochondria for YouEdit
- Episode 08-005
Transporter MadnessEdit
- Episode 08-006
Quantum DolphinsEdit
- Episode 08-007
RikerworldEdit
- Episode 08-008
The Final Sale FrontierEdit
- Episode 08-009
Deadly CadenceEdit
- Episode 08-010
Fertile GroundEdit
- Episode 08-011
White Face Paint and Black TubingEdit
- Episode 08-012
The Lowest DecksEdit
- Episode 08-013
Terror-formingEdit
- Episode 08-014
Barclay's DayEdit
- Episode 08-015
PredatorsEdit
- Episode 08-016
Icy HotEdit
- Episode 08-017
Hippocratic StyleEdit
- Episode 08-018
Tashayarasha TyarEdit
- Episode 08-019
Son of a MoghEdit
- Episode 08-020
Time FireEdit
- Episode 08-021
Controlled BurnEdit
- Episode 08-022
Pointed ThreatsEdit
- Episode 08-023
The Fun EnterpriseEdit
- Episode 08-024
The Atrocious Mr. Quispy BumpersEdit
- Episode 08-025
Werewolf-WolfEdit
- Episode 08-026
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