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Star Trek: The Next Generation: Warped - An Engaging Guide to the Never-Aired 8th Season is a licensed parody book that includes summaries of 26 imaginary episodes from TNG's non-existent 8th season.

DescriptionEdit

In the basement of the Star Trek archives, behind shelves of USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D models, bags of wigs, and bins of plastic phasers, sits a dusty cardboard box. Inside is a pile of VHS tapes that contain never-before-seen episodes and behind-the-scenes footage for something truly amazing. The world thinks there are only seven seasons of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but there's one more. A secret season.
Actually, not really. But that didn't stop Mike McMahan, creator of the parody Twitter account @TNG_S8, from making a guide full of:
REAL* TNG SEASON 8 FACTS AND STORIES!
REAL* TNG SEASON 8 DIALOGUE AND IMAGES!
(* Again, not really, of course. This is humor. Sorry.)

EpisodesEdit

Crushers Not IncludedEdit

Episode 08-001, pages 1–9, stardate 47995.8
Characters
Beverly CrusherWesley CrusherJean-Luc PicardWilliam T. RikerThe TravelerDeanna Troi
Starships and vehicles
USS Enterprise-D (Galaxy-class) • Borg cones
Races and cultures
BetazoidBorgHumanTraveler
Other references
LuxComfort Ultra Blouse

Lecture CircuitsEdit

Episode 08-002, pages 10–18, stardate 47999.5
Characters
DataEbraExocomp 77Hover CarHargonLindaJean-Luc PicardPlimpRadWilliam T. RikerChristoph Westlakechatty birchfive-legged alien bear
Starships and vehicles
USS Enterprise-D (Galaxy-class)
Locations
Blood Worm Awareness Conference HallEarthRunyan 8Starfleet AcademySerengeti 5 (referenced)
Races and cultures
Andorian war constructAndroidExocompHumanmech-zebra
Other references
degenerative facial asymmetry disorderKhitomer MassacreTwo's Company, Three's a Crowdπ Is the Ratio of a Circle's Circumference to Its DiameterYour Mother Hates MeIliad

Suggested Donation of DangerEdit

Episode 08-003

Hair of the SynthadogEdit

Episode 08-004

I Only Have Mitochondria for YouEdit

Episode 08-005

Transporter MadnessEdit

Episode 08-006

Quantum DolphinsEdit

Episode 08-007

RikerworldEdit

Episode 08-008

The Final Sale FrontierEdit

Episode 08-009

Deadly CadenceEdit

Episode 08-010

Fertile GroundEdit

Episode 08-011

White Face Paint and Black TubingEdit

Episode 08-012

The Lowest DecksEdit

Episode 08-013

Terror-formingEdit

Episode 08-014

Barclay's DayEdit

Episode 08-015

PredatorsEdit

Episode 08-016

Icy HotEdit

Episode 08-017

Hippocratic StyleEdit

Episode 08-018

Tashayarasha TyarEdit

Episode 08-019

Son of a MoghEdit

Episode 08-020

Time FireEdit

Episode 08-021

Controlled BurnEdit

Episode 08-022

Pointed ThreatsEdit

Episode 08-023

The Fun EnterpriseEdit

Episode 08-024

The Atrocious Mr. Quispy BumpersEdit

Episode 08-025

Werewolf-WolfEdit

Episode 08-026
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